picture perfect

lactoria:

hey you

*pokes ur cheek*

you sure are cute

(Source: black-quadrant, via heliolisk)

lmaoalien:

awkward in person, funny and social on the internet

(via cumfort)

hate:

i’m like 102% tired

(via happiest)

beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

(via refreshes)

sextnoise:

I need to frickin move away im tired of this city and everyone in it i just wanna be some place that doesnt give me frickin anxiety every day

(via joshpeck)

superb1a:

When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.image

(via surprisebitch)

2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

(via thelazykorean)

Teacher:

You know you can't sleep in my class.

Me:

I know, But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.

sarajxne:

that shitty feeling when you wanna go out & be social, but once you’re out, all you wanna do is be back at home

(Source: sarajxne, via cumfort)

telapathetic:

i just wanna know what my house smells like to other people

(Source: telapathetic, via deepmountains)

dashdrive:

if I lie here

if I just lay here

I’ll probably fall asleep so leave me alone

(via forcefields)

multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

(Source: perksofbeing-a-cauliflower, via crystallized-teardrops)

stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

(via stability)