picture perfect

cybuggin:

one time i was swimming in a spring in florida and everybody started screaming and getting out of the water and i was like haha losers aint nothing in this water and so i climbed up on a rock to sit, but then the rock started moving and thats the story of the time i rode a manatee

(Source: charlottelabouff, via circumcising)

g-iggle:

jzammito:

me in Spanish class

spanish class

g-iggle:

jzammito:

me in Spanish class

spanish class

(Source: dvrkn, via asian)

me:

hey google what's up

google:

did you mean the stratosphere?

me:

that's my shit, google. anyway, you know where i can find them little hot dogs, the mini wieners they serve at weddings?

jesuschristvevo:

do dogs think in barks

(via happiest)

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

(via heliolisk)

foxnewsofficial:

hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*

(via happiest)

punkxash:

Michaels old tweets give me life

(via lsotboy)

cocaineteas:

me posing for a pic:

image

(via crystallized-teardrops)

lamelohan:

me trying to do math is like me trying to lose weight, it just doesnt work out

(via happiest)

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

(via legalmexican)

unbeliefs:

do you ever get sad bc you aren’t rich and famous

(via cramp)