one time i was swimming in a spring in florida and everybody started screaming and getting out of the water and i was like haha losers aint nothing in this water and so i climbed up on a rock to sit, but then the rock started moving and thats the story of the time i rode a manatee
hey google what's up
did you mean the stratosphere?
that's my shit, google. anyway, you know where i can find them little hot dogs, the mini wieners they serve at weddings?
me trying to do math is like me trying to lose weight, it just doesnt work out
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.